The Virgin in the Freezer

Don't be concerned by the title of this post, gentle readers. Indeed, it is a blessing, a blessing upon a Texas grocery store -- further evidence that Texas is God's favorite state! The Blessed Virgin has chosen to appear to us, in a most pristine icy form:



Now, I know there are dissenters who would say that this is a mere stalagmite, formed by the dripping and re-freezing water just like a stalagmite is formed by mineral-rich dripping water in caves, but they are pawns of Satan and you must not believe their lies! They probably think that we descended from some ugly cave-people, too, and we know that's just not true.

Not only does the sleek, dildo-like image of the Virgin grace the freezer so inspiringly, but she also makes tumors disappear, as proven by the testimony of one Stephanie Santos. Click the link below to be amazed with video goodness!

Courtesy of CBS 5

Shivering in awe,
Your Humble Blogmistress